成长的烦恼第一季115

?成长的烦恼第一季115Growing Pains 115 V2.0
Ben: Woooo!!
Carol: Give it back!
Ben: No way!
Carol: Give it back!
Ben: No way! Look out Mom, she's a wild woman!
Maggie: Ok, stop it! Both of you. Now what did I tell you about disturbing your
father this
weekend?
Carol: Well in a nutshell, you told us not to.
Maggie: Mmm. And if you did?
Ben: You'd hang us by our thumbs in the basement.
Maggie: That's right. Now get me the rope.
Jason: Arrgghh
Ben: Dad, I'm confident when you hear my story...
Jason: Arrghh!!
Ben: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong!!
Carol: Dad, I tried to tell Ben to be quiet, but he did he listen? No! He
persisted...
Jason: Arrgghh!!
Carol: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong!!
Mike: How's the paper coming honey?
Jason: Arrgghh!!
Mike: I agree completely. But don't worry, you'll get it done. Now, how do you
want your
eggs?
Jason: Arrgh.
Mike: I'm sorry, I think we're out of Tabasco.
Jason: Arrgh.
Mike: I'll find some. I'll find some. Here, take this. This'll get you started
and I'll bring the rest
out in a minute.
Jason: Aahh.
(Mike skateboards into the kitchen and knocks his Jason over.)
Mike: Mom, did you just wax this floor? 'Cause I picked up an incredible amount
of speed...
Jason: Aarrgghhh!!!!
Mike: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong!!
Maggie: Jason, Jason, go back to work. I'll take care of this.
Jason: Aarrghh!!
Mike: Mom, it was an accident I swear.
Maggie: Mike, this is your last warning. If we catch you skateboarding in the
house again, you
lose your phone privileges, your stereo, and your allowance for two months.
Mike: Mom!!
Maggie: Aarrghh!!
Mike: Ok!
Maggie: Oh hi Richie.
Richie: Hi Mrs. Seaver.
Carol: Oh no.
Maggie: Richie, didn't you collect for the paper yesterday?
Richie: Oh, this isn't a professional visit Mrs. Seaver, I'm here...
Carol: Richie, I told you to meet me at the library.
Richie: Well, I just thought...I mean, in the light of our new relationship and
all...Well that we
could work here.
Mike: Relationship!!?? What are you guys now? Like boyfriend and girlfriend,
huh? Kind o'
going steady.
Richie: Didn't she tell you? Carol and I are married.
Maggie: It's a Social Studies project.
Richie: Yeah. We have to work out a budget for a married couple.
Carol: A simulated married couple.
Mike: Ah, come on guys. I can feel the love in this room. So what brought you
two kids
together anyway?
Richie: Destiny. Oh, and the fact that I paid off all the other guys in class,
so they wouldn't
pick you.
Carol: What? Richie, you...you bought me?
Richie: Yeah. I guess I'm just old fashioned that way.
Carol: That's it! I am not doing this project with you. Now out!
Richie: If we don't turn the paper in Monday, we get an F.
Mike: Ohh. I can see the headlines now, "Carol Seaver gets an F. Nation in
shock!! President
to fly back from Santa Barbara!!"
Maggie: Mike!
Carol: Ah. Come on Richie. Let's get this over with.
Richie: Ready when y